*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man
the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
literally all I do is daydream about impossible scenarios
I DONT WANT THIS BREAK TO END IM SO USED TO NOT HAVING SCHOOL I WOULD LITERALLY RATHER RUN ALL THE WAY TO CANADA AND BACK DONT MAKE ME GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW
the internet is fucking incredible. i can keep up with current events and stay in contact with old friends at the click of a button. fascinating. i’ve been watching porn for seven hours.